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The Lying Game Season 1 Episode 4 Twinsense and Sensibility Quotes

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Here are the top quotes from The Lying Game Season 1 Episode 4 Twinsense and Sensibility. There were some really funny ones this week, see them below.

1. Emma asks Ethan to help her with her dreams and Ethan takes it the wrong way. Ethan thinks she wants him to help her because of his heritage and sarcastically says,”I’ll bring along some peyote and my favorite dream catcher. Then we can go off and do a harvest dance, and duck into a sweat lodge.”

2. Nisha joins ballet class which she clearly hates, “This is basically detention in a leotard.”

3. Laurel can tell her Dad likes Justin too, “We haven’t even had our first date yet, and you’re already hitting on him.”

4. Char is feeling sorry for herself, “The last time I felt this left out I was wearing that head gear in middle school.”

5. Ethan’s brother looks out for him by helping him with his wardrobe malfunction, “Be sure to tuck your shirt all the way in and hide that chili stain.”

6. Lauren tells Sutton about Ethan, “Sutton, your boy’s in some deep doo-doo.”

7. Laurel covers for Sutton, “And the Oscar goes to… Laurel Mercer for the Sutton story!!”

8. Laurel can’t believe Sutton wants to hug her, “Seriously, we’re gonna hug it out? Can we hurry because with all this tenderness I really am about to vomit.”

9. Nisha tells Char about Mads and the ballet instructor. Char confronts Mads, “Oh my god. It’s true, you’re having sex with him! And of course old Char’s the last one to know. It’s the eighth grade Grand Canyon trip all over again!”

10. Mads response to Char asking her about Eduardo, ““Yes! Yes, I am. We’ve been together for, like, 6 months now and we can’t keep our hands off each other.”

The Lying Game Season 1 Episode 3 Double Dibs Quotes

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Here are the top quotes from The Lying Game Season 1 Episode 3 Double Dibs

1. Laurel asks Ethan over family dinner, “So Ethan, gotta ask. How was prison?”

2. Char telling the rest of the school, “Did you see that super hot new guy. Let everyone know he is mine.”

3. Thayer asks Sutton, “If you weren’t worries then why’d you tell him you love him?”

4. Ethan talking to Sutton, “Emma doesn’t call me sexy.”

5. Laurel tells Sutton why she can;t tell Justin how she feels about him, “I haven’t gotten my official invitation form the wolfpack yet and if I go after Char’s crush I probably never will.”

6. Char clearly thinks it will be easy to seduce Justin, “Boy hunting in a bikini means I’m already halfway there.”

7. Ethan comforts Emma when she breaks down, “I like the Emma version better.”

The Lying Game Season 1 Episode 2 Being Sutton Quotes

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Here are the top 8 quotes from The Lying Game s01e02 Being Sutton.

1. Char lets Emma know, “We’ve got more important things to do… like shopping!”

2. Ethan explains why he’s working at the country club, “After juvie, I had to go on the straight and narrow. Job. Shoes. Haircut.”

3. Ethan tries to explain why he’s on the police computer to his cop brother, “Just wanted to see what celebs are in rehab.”

4. Emma texts Ethan a pic of a dress she is thinking of wearing to the father daughter dance and wants to know if it’s something Sutton would wear. Ethan texts back, “I don’t do dresses.”

5. Mads explains how to shops without paying for your clothing, “Um, hello? BWR. Buy, Wear, Return!”

6. Char doesn’t like Ethan, “That guy so gives me the creeps. Look, actual goose bumps.”

7. Nisha knows Sutton well, “You and your laptop. Just like Freddy Krueger and his claw.”

8. Mads gets a call on her cell phone and it’s her dad, “I’m pretty sure they had him in mind when they invented the ignore button.”

If you think there are other quotes that you found funny from this episode please let us know and we will add them to the list.

The Lying Game Pilot Quotes

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Here are some funny and memorable quotes from the pilot episode of The Lying Game and there were quite a few of them!!

Here are the top 10 quotes from the episode.

  1. Emma dissing her foster brother Travis, “There are 5 and a half inches between your ears and it’s basically empty. So just stay the hell away from me.”
  2. Sutton talking to Emma at the bus station, “You got the smart half of the embryo, didn’t you?”
  3. Sutton tells Emma what makes her Sutton, “I do this hair flipping thing.”
  4. Char tells Sutton how happy she is that Sutton’s home, “We just missed our orifice!” Mads corrects her and says, “Actually, that’s oracle.”
  5. Laurel teases Sutton about her missing necklace, “Luke probably took it off last night to give you a welcome home hickey.”
  6. Emma tries to recover from a non Sutton move, “I know I probably said I’d never let you drive my car…” Laurel is surprised but willing to go with the flow, “Actually, you said never sit in it but not arguing. Not saying a word.”
  7. Laurel teases Sutton, “I read this thing that said the baby of the family always craves attention, which is why we tend to be so obnoxious.”
  8. Nisha turns her attitude on, “I’m shaking in my Nikes.”
  9. Emma finally see’s sutton’s whalk-in closet, “You said this would be fun, Sutton. It finally is.”
  10. Emma finally notices Ethan Whitehorse watching her, “Are you like Humpty Dumpty or something? ‘Cause every time I see you you’re on a wall.”